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I've seen it all now. My hoomans have just been having a good laugh at a website showing a swimming pool for DOGS!! It has lots of programs including puppy swim lessons (when did dogs lose the ability to swim without learning?) doggy fitness (because apparently making contact with the ground is bad for our legs) Since when? Why do we have legs then? The water is 85 degrees and from the look of the videos, the dogs shown didn't look exactly happy to be in such a hot, wet situation. Some even wore life vests...again I ask you, when did dogs lose the ability to swim or float? If God wanted us to float, we would inflate at the touch or our tail or something wouldn't we? Heavens above! What kind of culture is this I ask you? Have we lost our marbles? Do you know that half the world lives on less than a dollar a day and there are places where children don't have clean drinking water or food, clothes, or hot pools to swim in, yet here in North America, we dogs have heated pools, baths, food, fresh water fountains, clothes (again...when did we dogs lose the ability to keep warm or waterproof?) and a lot of other nonsense, when half the world is starving and dying for lack of what we have. Even I know that, and I'm just a dog. Yep...did you get that? I'm JUST A DOG..a mutt, a canine, an animal...one that doesn't need namby pamby clothes or drinking fountains, strollers, hot water swim pools or anything else! We dogs have dignity...let us keep it!

And did you know you can buy doggy Star Wars costumes? I ask you...a dog with Yoda ears..whatever next?

Oh, and I ate my new halti collar today...I have only worn it once...it's a smart little device that stops me pulling. Thing is, you hoomans didn't think I was that smart did you...so you wasted your $20 on that didn't you...cos I ate it (and threw up twice today too!) It was great!