DIARY

DIARY: I'm not sure what day it is because I'm only a puppy and can't count past 10. Anyway, I have been "marking"my territory a lot. My territory is mostly the couch and certain places in the living room. I am marking there because The Evil One (called cat) hangs out in there a lot...mostly on the couch. So I am letting her know that the couch is MINE. Every day she attacks me and makes me yelp. Between you and me I am scared of her, but I do bark and pee in response. The hoomans keep talking about something called "neutering" to help with the marking. If anyone knows what this is, please let me know. What can that be, I wonder? After I "marked" the couch for the third time yesterday, My Mum has banned me from the living room and was talking about castrating me herself. What is that? Sounds like fun! Everything my Mum does with me is fun, so it can't be bad! I'll let you know when I find out....

P.S. That Cat is definitely Evil. Her eyes glow green sometimes. Like one of those aliens on Stargate SG1.