DIARY: I went for a great walk with my neighbour, Fergus, this morning. Fergus is a border collie like me, but he is much older and slower. He likes to wander along at his own pace while I like to RUN like the wind and play ball! I love the wind in my face as I gallop and tumble and leap about! At lunch I ate cheese nachos (as well as my doggy lunch) Now I have gas coming from both ends. My Mum has just made cheese scones ...mmm. They smell good. I am waiting for my chance to steal one or two, and then blame the CAT. They are cooling in the kitchen...all warm and cheesy, fresh from the oven. Wonder if they will give me gas again. It smells great! Everyone loves their own gas don't they??!!