I AM DOG

I AM DOG:

I wrote a song, but in order to appreciate it, you have to first go to You Tube and look up a song called "I am Cow" by Arrogant Worms. Once you have the tune in your head, or if you can pull it up underneath this blog so it plays while you are reading my version, it will be funny (well, my family finds it funny anyway) Here is my version:

I am Dog
Hear me bark
I like running in the park
And I always try to leave my "mark"

I am a proper canine
Don't need clothes to make me look fine
I am Dog
I am Dog
Hear me bark

I am Dog
Eating lots
Don't need breath mints or fancy pots
To give me filtered water everyday

Let me rough it as I'm meant to
Roll in mud
And eat my doo doo
I am Dog
I am Dog
Hear me bark

I am Dog
Man's best friend
I just cannot comprehend
Why some dogs get carried in a purse?

Oh I don't need walks in strollers
Silly bows or dog hair rollers
I am Dog
I am Dog
Hear me bark

I am Dog
I am Dog
Hear me bark!

I would love to put together my own video for You Tube, but my Mum isn't that clever (she's only hooman remember) but if anyone out there has the technology, feel free....