DIARY: Today I got five big blobs of gum on my butt. I think I rolled in it outside. My Mum tried to pull it off but it hurt. Now she is going to try putting ice on it! :( Between you and me I think the Evil One (cat) planted it there deliberately as a trap. She knew I would get stuck in it. She knew that disgusting things I can't mention would also get stuck to it so I would have to stay outside, while she is nice and warm inside. She watches me but says nothing. I know she is laughing at me behind those cold, calculating, double eye lidded eyes....