DOG WASTE SERVICES

I have just retrieved the mail for the hoomans. In the mail is a flyer about DOG WASTE REMOVAL SERVICES! Fancy that! Does someone wander around the streets looking for "dog waste" on people's lawns, just so that they can target the house with flyers about disposing it? The hoomans clean my waste up daily because I produce a lot! They said they've never seen so much "waste" come out of one animal before! I'm so proud of myself! Anyway, guess how much this Doggie Detail service charges for removing these items? $5.00 a week for a special dog waste bucket which is collected each week, and $6.75 for "yard service" where they come to your yard and remove it for you! People are actually making money out of dog poop?? Whatever next? We should sign up for the yard service....they might have to put their prices up after doing mine! My waste is worth much more than $6.75 a week...it's priceless!